Senin, 13 Juni 2011

A Few Bar and Nightclub Jokes

Having a boring day at the office or at uni, daydreaming about which bars or nightclubs you will be heading to this weekend? If so here is a few bar and nightclub jokes to break up the mediocrity of the daily grind.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 5 double shots. The bartender, a little surprised lines up the glasses and pours them out, assuming his mates are just round the corner. The man then, calm as a coma, knocks each shot back one after the other. The bartenders, amazed by this feat of drinking turns to the man and goes “that’s a big effort.” The man replies “you would drink quickly too if you had what I’ve got.” Curiously the bartender asks “what have you got mate” to which the man replies “no money.”

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink and asks the bartender how much? The bartender replies “no charge”

A man, after having 27 drinks at a nightclub decides to head home, grabs his car keys and heads to the car park. Struggling to walk, he finally gets to his car, takes him 3 goes to get the keys into the ignition, reverses into the car park wall and drives straight through the boom gate. Realising his wife is at home waiting for him, a decides to drive as fast as possible, swerving across the road erratically. A police car see’s this and pulls him over. The copper asks the man “mate do you know how fast you were going?” The man replies “How the fuck would I know, I’ve just had 27 drinks.”

A rabbi, a sheik and a priest all walk into a bar together holding hands singing “hari-krishna.” The bartender says to them “what is this some kind of bad joke?”

A penguin walks into a bar and with a sense of urgency asks the bar man “sir have you seen my brother, he’s missing and I can’t find him” to which the bar man replies “what does he look like?”

A man walks into a bar, and furiously yells ”all bouncer’s are assholes!!!” A man at the end of the bar stands up, slams his drink on the bar and yells “you better fucking take that back.” Shocked, the man says “why, are you a bouncer?” to which he replies “no… I’m an asshole.”

A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, How is this possible? The guy says “I’m the designated decoy” by : Nastasia

Harry Potter Legos - 6 Fabulous Building Sets

With LEGO building toys you can create anything you want. And now this fantastic toy allows you to recreate Harry Potter world.

Children can bring to life some of the most exciting adventures from the Harry Potter books with the Harry Potter Legos building sets. Not only they can build the places, they can create all the action they want.

Harry Potter Legos collection has a number of great building sets, but I would like to highlight some of those I like most:

• Hogwarts Castle: the library, Gryffindor common room and Dumbledore’s office are just a few of the rooms to discover.

• Hogwarts Express: what happen when Harry and Ron borrow Mr. Weasley’s flying car to catch the train to Hogwarts?

• The Burrow: the marvelous home of Weasley family with three floors of fun.

• Hagrid’s Hut: Find the secrets hidden at the house of the halfgiant grounds keeper.

• Quidditch Match: fly like the best to grab the golden snitch before your adversaries.

• Freeing Dobby: the house elf put his life in danger to help Harry Potter. Now it’s time to help him to get free from the Malfoy family.

Besides theses sets, there are other Harry Potter Legos, like The Chamber of Secrets, The Shrieking Shack or the Hungarian Horntail, that you can add to your collection and that your children will definitely appreciate.

Would you like to have Harry living in The Burrow? Or the Demetors hiding inside Hogwarts Castle? Well, you can. It’s LEGO, right?

The suggested sets, along with their figurines, manuals of instructions and exclusive objects are just the beginning of fun. By : Fred Collins

Sabtu, 11 Juni 2011

Underwater car a la James Bond 007

Car underwater? wow is this possible? Apparently it is possible, because this article will explain to us that the underwater vehicle has been successfully created.
The film inspired a myriad of futuristic store that is never finished. This time James Bond movie called The Spy Who Loved Me

In 1977 inspired the automotive companies to make cars that can
walking in the water. And automotive company Rinspeed has answered
challenges in the film. Underwater car was not just
delusion.

 
According to The Corporate Leader Rinspeed, Frank
Rinderknecht, his company managed to create a car that can run on
below a depth of 10 meters from the bottom of the sea. The car was named sQuba. "For three decades, I kept imagining a car driven by James Bond. I continued to rack my brain how to achieve
car that can float under the sea. And now we all managed to make it happen, "said Rinderknecht. Rinderknecht explains, sQuba is a sports car transformed into an underwater vehicle. 


By using sQuba, passenger cars can still continue driving his car because
the car was equipped with oxygen masks. 


In addition, the car also equipped also with the opening of which can be used as door
rescue in emergencies and prevent water pressure
high. "To be honest job indeed produce sQuba
not easy. The challenge is to make the car move hardest conjugation
like a fish in water, "he said again.  


This car will be exhibited at Car Exhibition Geneva, Switzerland early next March.